why do teenage girls hang out in odd numbers?
because they can’t even
today my nephew (who’s recently decided that he’s a wizard) came round and showed me his book of spells (a folded a4 piece of paper) - i looked at it expecting to see spells to turn people into frogs and to make you fly etc but the only thing he’d written was a spell to make people smile
and i think he must be a wizard because i smiled pretty big
is jennifer aniston even aging
if you can have a long and meaningful conversation with me even though we haven’t seen or talked to each other in super super long and not make things awkward you are hella special
you know those people that can literally carry on a conversation with anyone are amazing like wow how do you do that
Fall Out Boy need to put out a fragrance
"Smells Like You Only Sweeter"
how many followers do you need before people starting buying you things
Fuck what my stomach looks like in a bikini or what my thighs look like in shorts. I want my plate to be colorful for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I want to run a mile and feel like running 10 more afterwards. I want to feel like I’m filled to the brim with energy all day long. I just want to be healthy.